Nerdy (Parody of "Poison" from Hazbin Hotel)

Lyrics:

"I'm not above a love for coding
Another line of Pascal, debug until the end of night
Another one of those sleepless nights
Yeah, yeah, yeah

I shoulda guessed I’d ace vector calculus
I shoulda known it when I opened MIT's red-hot files
Spewin' all my Pi for miles
Yeah, yeah, yeah

What's the worst part of this spree?
It’s that no one out-nerds me

'Cause I know I'm nerdy, I'm really so nerdy
Addicted to this feeling, I can’t help but rollin' on my Segway
I made my choice, and every night, I’m gaming like there’s no tomorrow

Oh-oh, oh-oh
Any way you want me, baby, I’ll debug it for you,
I’m your geek
My story’s gonna end with me setting Minesweeper ablaze

I got so good at quoting Monty
I got so good at knowin' Escher’s math and all his twisted spheres
I write JavaScript in Klingon here
Yeah, yeah, yeah

No grill, just braces for my mouth, my pocket full of pens

Yeah, I know I’m nerdy, I’m really so nerdy
I’m acing every trivia, and I can’t help but memorize Holy Grail
I made my choice, and every night, I’m coding like there’s no tomorrow

Oh-oh, oh-oh
Any way you want me, baby, I’ll fix your website
I’m your geek
My story’s gonna end with me winning D&D fights

Nerdy, I’m really so nerdy
I’m buildin' fanny packs, but I’ll add a solder gun, you see
Full of nerdy, I’m stuck in my nerdy
Wish I had something more than just my bubble wrap spree?"

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